All Hail The Filing Cabinet

Picture the scene: in the land of the efficient office, where hole punches and paper clips roam freely and packs of copier paper gather at dusk with their cousins, the notebook. Where window envelopes and erasers recline in the shadows of the desk draw, ink jet and toner cartridges resting lazily along side spare pens and pencils on the high shelves of the stationery cupboard, sticky notes attached to monitors fluttering gently in the breeze. In this most harmonious of environments there is only one boss, one ruler, one king.

The master of all it surveys, the greatest, the indisputable champion of offices and office equipment the world over. All hail the filing cabinet.